slapjack

1. Complete waste of space.
2. One who lacks intelligence.
3. An urban red-neck.

Good golly Billy-Bob you is one hellava slapjack.

by "old rubber" tyre April 1, 2004

Slapjack

A slapjack is a guy who likes to frequently slap his slapstick. He's often slaphappy.

Hey slapjack quit jerking off and get back to work!

by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012