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carbon skidmark

1. The impact of carbon dioxide emissions, from an individual or a group, on air pollution and global warming.

2. A more accurate reflection of the impact of a carbon footprint. While a footprint leaves an impression, a skidmark leaves an indelible stain that is extremely undesirable and unpleasant.
Example #1: Jon got a brand new Escalade but that thing leaves a huge carbon skidmark.

Example #2: Some hippies were trying to convince me to give them money to offset my carbon skidmark so I told them to fuck off.
by flying wagman August 2, 2009
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skidmark

TV ad that stays onscreen during the entire program.
TV advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. Next, they'll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.
by Two Hep Cats December 9, 2012
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Skidmarks

Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.
Who left the skidmarks in the shitter!?!
by JackMeough November 19, 2012
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Skidmarketing

The marketing method to attract skids into honeypot operations just to troll
Yo James, lets run a skidmarketing campaign today, I am bored and need to get my dick wet.
by Fox with no fur November 3, 2018
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sleepy skidmark

A method of revenge on an enemy in which the perpetrator removes the victim's pillowcase, turns it inside out, and proceeds to clean out his skid marks and dingleberries on said persons pillowcase. the pillowcase is then turned right side out, the pillow is carfully placed inside the pillowcase, and the skid goes "brown down" on the bed.
Chad came to Team Hancock's party wearing a No Fear T-Shirt, so Whit had no choice but to wipe-out a sleepy skidmark.
by Team Hancock December 26, 2005
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Mexican Skidmark

An act where the male performs anal sex on their partner and gets shit on, then drags their shit stained balls across their partner's face.
Tim gave his girl a Mexican Skidmark last night a few hours after she ate chilli.
by Richard Hangslow August 31, 2018
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psychic skidmarks

Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver doing practice runs.
Nearly half of the chase scenes in French Connection are littered with psychic skidmarks. But you have to look fast, These scenes usually last 1 to 2 seconds.
by Cliff November 12, 2003
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