Saturday 

The day of the week that is reserved for the boys.

Saturday, it's for the boys

Saturday by Theboyzarebackintown May 22, 2017

Suit Saturday 

A day in which a suit must be worn. It generally starts out as a means to curb the pain from the night before. The party members are to take on fake identities and discuss business. Topics of conversation may range from buying premium real estate, companies we own or fabulous vacations.

Jamal: Hey did you check the day?
Erin: Suit Saturday again..
Jamal: Damn right time to suit up bitches!

Suit Saturday by TheBlueLantern January 23, 2013

Saturday Night Sacrifice 

The act of giving up a night of debauchery and fun to make life easier on future you.

Damn, I can't believe I missed that rager, but my Saturday Night Sacrifice really helped my exam scores.

Saturday Night Sacrifice by StudyBlue April 26, 2011

Jacobstotle Saturday 

The day to celebrate all great quotes that may or may not make sense. Usually celebrated in the presence of a Jacob.

Hey its Jacobstotle Saturday, "evil is confidence".

Jacobstotle Saturday by theoriginalja November 24, 2010

throwback saturday 

When the pic is too good to wait another week to Thursday.

That picture was so good I had to post it for a throwback Saturday!

throwback saturday by Hbern23 June 17, 2016

Sitting here till Saturday 

1. The condition of waiting for a red light taking way too long before turning green.

2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.

Spouse: "Tell me you're on your way and will be home in time for dinner."

Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."

Sitting here till Saturday by Commuter on Breeze January 2, 2017

Sexual Saturday 

A Saturday that is devoted entirely to having sex with ones spouse, mistress, typical street whore, or boy/girlfriend.

Omg Becky!!! Did you hear that Ben and Jenny totally had a Sexual Saturday last weekend!!!

Sexual Saturday by Jlmao29 December 10, 2016