Definitions by Jlmao29

Jack

Jacks are often very intuitive and wise. They are a rarity that tends to love partying but somehow manages to keep good grades. Jacks are generally very good looking and dress bomb as fuck all the time even when it isn’t necessary. Jacks can often be found shopping, eating out with friends, or hungover on the side of the road but either way you can ensure that a Jack will always be smelling like they just got out of the shower. Jacks manage to become friends with basically anyone even in the strangest of circumstances. If you come across a Jack make sure you never let them go because they are true blessings from God himself.

That guy passed out over there with a Bud Lite in his hand is definitely a Jack!

Jack by Jlmao29 December 27, 2018

Cum Sundae 

The act of ejaculating into a bowl of ice cream and eating it.

John made me a cum sundae last night.

Cum Sundae by Jlmao29 December 10, 2016

Sexual Saturday 

A Saturday that is devoted entirely to having sex with ones spouse, mistress, typical street whore, or boy/girlfriend.

Omg Becky!!! Did you hear that Ben and Jenny totally had a Sexual Saturday last weekend!!!

Sexual Saturday by Jlmao29 December 10, 2016

PB&J

The act of covering your girlfriend in strawberry jam and releasing diarhea all over her then slurping it all up.

Did you here about Sarah and Brad?!? Apparently they pulled a PB&J last night!

PB&J by Jlmao29 September 7, 2016

Pittsburgh Pot-hole 

The act of two gay men shoveling dirt into each others anus's and taking turns penetrating each other.

I heard Jake and Luke did a Pittsburgh Pot-Hole last night omg!

Pittsburgh Pot-hole by Jlmao29 September 7, 2016

Sanderbate 

The act of taking sand paper and using it to jerk off.

"Do you have any sandpaper I can sanderbate with?"

Sanderbate by Jlmao29 September 7, 2016