shucking the corn

To jack off/beat meat/fap/jerk

Billy was shucking the corn last night while I was asleep

by Coyl March 30, 2015

Clam Shucking

Placing and moving the head of your penis up and down between a females labia majora to lubricate and stimulate for preparation of penile insertion.

He started clam shucking his wife while she slept in hopes of having sex.

by Seafood Chef September 24, 2008

The South Dakota Shuck

The South Dakota Shuck is a technique for masturbating horses or well hung men where you give the penis a gentle indian burn while moving your hands up and down the shaft. this was revolutionized by Anderson in the year 2000.

We weren't sure he would get the salty horse cum but then Anderson used the south dakota shuck and got a faceful of horsey love.

by gene_horse_lover September 29, 2007

Skucking

skuhk-ing - (adjective, adverb)

1. Pertaining to or having sexual relations with someone via Skype.

Origin: 2011; skuck. skuhk

1. I started flirting with this guy on skype and we ended up skucking all night.
2. Since my wife left to join the military, we've kept things going intimately by skucking.

by SkyHigness March 8, 2011

Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

poor smuck

a poor smuck is the guy who is basically a loser who is caught in a web of circumstances that seem to be beyond his power to change his life. Actually if he had the determination to stand up and pull himself out of his situation he would probably be a weak normal person. However he feels so beaten down he is afraid to stand up and make his choices.

A guy living with a dominering wife, kids and mother-in-law and stuck in a low paying job with a doctor's degree is a poor smuck.

by Marvey May 31, 2006

Slucket List

List of slutty things one must do in their lifetime.

I finally had a threesome with a midget, I can now mark that off my slucket list;
also
Last night I am pretty sure I wiped the last 3 items off of my slucket list, I can now die happy as long as I don't have HIV.

by KfromCanada August 16, 2012