Disney Channel Sitcom

See shit.

My baby just made his first Disney Channel Sitcom in the toilet!

by W.C. the Producer July 24, 2014

Oh My Eighties Sitcom

-Also called OMES.

"Oh my eighties sitcom!" is a term meaning "oh my god!"

However, OMES is usually said when something mind-numbingly sweet or heroic happens, derived from eighties' sitcoms which almost always had a happy ending, or good ultimately triumphs over evil.

Can also be used to express sarcasm.

Star Trek: The Next Generation is a good example of OMES, where Picard almost always finds a way to ultimately defeat the bad guy... but that's another story altogether.

Trixie: It was so sweet... Rob asked Ellie out after having a crush on her for three whole weeks!
Delaney: Oh My Eighties Sitcom!

Sammy: And then, at the last minute, Mary Sue managed to save the day!
Lizzie: OMES...

by Lil Miss Magic July 01, 2009

Joshua Beacham (Sitcoms Be Like)

A man who REALLY likes other homosapiens of the same gender

"Oh no its Joshua Beacham (Sitcoms Be Like), he's gonna hit on me again!"

by LeGuyWithLeCheeseBurger January 20, 2025

Sitcom brain

An affliction where a person's pattern of social interaction is structured like sitcom dialogue, and rarely deviates. Usually a coping mechanism for poor social acuity.

It's so painful speaking to Gary. He's always making jokes that flop, like out of place lines from the big bang theory. He's got sitcom brain.

by Konk miester August 23, 2020

Walking Sitcom

The act or personality of a person who repeatedly uses wordplay in most social interactions.

So he and I were making dad jokes constantly near her and she didn't care for consistent use of puns. We were a walking sitcom.

by MrMotivation July 12, 2022

sitcomize

The verbalization of the word "sitcom". The turning of a clever comedic routine into a sitcom.

When a comedian, such as John Malaney, has such a good routine about everyday events, he is just calling out to the networks to sitcomize him.

by sar_hil August 13, 2014

sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star

Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair

by marktween May 09, 2015