A person who sipp's on there beer all night without finishing.
The GOLDEN SIPPER is the person whom holds the title for doing this most frequently.
GOLDEN SIPPERS will often try and challenge others within the pack for a chance to rid the title, however strong research indicates that GOLDEN SIPPERS are unable to maintain there first and second sipp pace through the duration of the first beer.
Quite often a beer will reach the GOLDEN SIPPERS body temperature before they have finished the beverage as they have been holding it for such a long time. It if for this reason GOLDEN SIPPERS are often good at warming babys milk.
The GOLDEN SIPPER is the person whom holds the title for doing this most frequently.
GOLDEN SIPPERS will often try and challenge others within the pack for a chance to rid the title, however strong research indicates that GOLDEN SIPPERS are unable to maintain there first and second sipp pace through the duration of the first beer.
Quite often a beer will reach the GOLDEN SIPPERS body temperature before they have finished the beverage as they have been holding it for such a long time. It if for this reason GOLDEN SIPPERS are often good at warming babys milk.
I gave Adam his first beer for the night and he just held it and sipped at it, before sneakily putting down the bottle half empty. He is such a GOLDEN SIPPER.
GUY 1: Adam tried to challenge me the other night to a drink off, thinking he could pass off the title as the GOLDEN SIPPER
GUY 2: Man that guy will be the GOLDEN SIPPER forever, he cannot drink. Pretty sure iv seen footage of him trying to keep up but he can't. One a sipper always a sipper.
GUY 1: Adam tried to challenge me the other night to a drink off, thinking he could pass off the title as the GOLDEN SIPPER
GUY 2: Man that guy will be the GOLDEN SIPPER forever, he cannot drink. Pretty sure iv seen footage of him trying to keep up but he can't. One a sipper always a sipper.
by GUY1 April 12, 2013

Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.
Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.
That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.
That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.
by slonob February 1, 2004

one who only needs one sip of water to cure his cottonmouth from smoking marijuana. often the envy of his peers, the one sipper is also usually the life of the party.
Jim: "Hey John, is your throat dry? IM SOOO HIGHHH"
John: "Nah man, im straight."
Jeff: "Jim you ignorant slut, John is a one sipper"
John: "Nah man, im straight."
Jeff: "Jim you ignorant slut, John is a one sipper"
by DaOneSippah November 23, 2009

Used by Texas A&M students to refer to University of Texas students and indicating lack of ability in handling their alcohol consumption.
by sadibo May 18, 2011

A term for Canadian people
by THEFAGGOTCUMDUMPSTER May 20, 2022

The biggest idiot there is .
by Nanersification December 17, 2011

Someone who doesn't finish their alcohol before they open a new can/bottle and then doesn't admit that the unfinished drinks are theirs. This results in numerous half-full drinks left lying around.
John: "Who keeps leaving these half-full bottles around?"
Ben(Phantom Sipper): "Not me."
John: "Someone is a phantom sipper!"
Ben(Phantom Sipper): "Not me."
John: "Someone is a phantom sipper!"
by HH_Reezy January 18, 2013
