richard simmons

defying all laws of gay physics. I mean, god, even gay people get offended. Yes, we do!

"Ok, now let's dance around with our arms in the air and our spandex tighties hugging our bodies! Ok? And one and two and.."

by Matt Black June 4, 2005

Simen

A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.

Average length of penis: 35cm.
If there only were on religion in the world, it would be called Simen, and the bible, Kamasutra.

Simen love sex and usually get what he wants. Watch out.

Barack Obama is president, Simen is God.

by jgsldrhgsildruhdgkl May 6, 2013

Richard Simmons Rule

The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.

<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.

by Teknos February 19, 2009

Nick Simmons

The son of rock star Gene Simmons. He made a comic called "Incarnate" that blatantly copies panels, character designs, and dialogue from Bleach, Hellsing, and other popular manga titles in addition to stealing art from amateur artists on DeviantArt.

"Hey, these characters look really similar!"

"That's because Nick Simmons copy-pasta'd them into his comic!"

by pandafarian March 2, 2010

simeran singh

Simeran Singh has a very tiny penis and is known for going gym just to walk around and view everyone doing deadlifting while he is sitting back and making sure his bold spot isnt going any bigger

wow man simeran singh is a fucking faggot

by Simerans Dirty Moot February 21, 2018

Simo

the hottest ranga ever to walk the earth. hes a gentleman - courteous and polite, but he's so damn sexy that most girls want him. too bad he only goes for one girl, the girl of his dreams...

Girl: "Man, you're so lucky! Why can't I have a Simo?"

by yourgirl82 September 16, 2010

SimJongUn

The even more evil twin brother of Kim Jong-un. He is the real leader of North Korea and probably of the whole world. Some people say that he is Satan himself. He is also responsible for 9/11 and both World Wars, had probably the coolest Anime fight ever against the real Allah and created Donald Trump, so that he had something to laugh about.

Was that SimJongUn?
Shit, we are dead now.

by Aquariumspieler February 3, 2021