silk shirt

the term silk shirt is used as an adjective to describe someone or something that simply cannot hang, despite trying very hard

adam: oh man i can't hang. i lose at everything
lucas: wow you are a silk shirt

by scrooge mcfuck January 11, 2014

silk rug

Pubic hair plastered in seminal fluids like artex.

"look, I spaffed on her guts and it ran down giving her a silk rug"

by kwaiiawk January 17, 2018

Silk Stocking

A dangling anal prolapse extending several inches out from the oring.

After hours of plundering anal sex, Roger told his girlfriend to go peek at her ass in the mirror as she was now sporting a lovely silk stocking dangling between her ass cheeks.

by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2015

Silk Stalkings

A detective show in the early 90's written by Stephen J. Cannell (a.k.a. the evil typewriter guy). The crimes in every show were refered to by the two lead detectives as "Silk Stalkings", or high classed sex-oriented crimes. Solving these crimes are Chris Lorenzo (played by Rob Estes) and Rita Lee Lance (played by Mitzi Kapture), whose tongue and cheek conversations throughout the show are the basis of Silk Stalkings' dialogue.

"Homicide on the cheating spouse and his lover. Looks like possible Silk Stalkings."

by Cinema_Toast_Crunch March 5, 2006

silk monster

Someone who’s skin is so smooth it’s monsterous, scary, overwhelming

Dude you use dove? You’re a silk monster right now

by Tedmburke July 4, 2018

Silk Dook

Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.

My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Silk Out

To silk out, to leave a social engagement early or fall asleep whilst still there.

Jonny's so lame, he silked out at the party last night.

Hey guys I'm gonna have to silk out I'm afraid my mum says it's past my bedtime.

Don't invite Jimmy he'll only silk out again.

by HuanShong123 October 13, 2009