1. v. the act of kicking someones balls back inside them thus making the remaining skin look like a hammster's empty cheeks.
2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.
2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.
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John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night"
Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?"
John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one"
2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."
John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night"
Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?"
John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one"
2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."
by Magnitization November 6, 2007
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by psherman95 April 13, 2010
Get the shiatzu mug.by Joseph Wiener October 20, 2007
Get the shwitzer mug.1. Interjection Expression of failure, disappointment, rage, etc.
'Shiatzu! I forgot to buy hot dog buns!'
2. Adjective A term to describe an unfavorable or disadvantageous situation.
'The movie last night was total shiatzu'
3. Adjective Describes incompetence in doing something.
'He was shiatzu at playing the game'
4. Noun General slang for 'stuff' or 'things'
'Don't leave all your shiatzu in my car'
Common Idiomatic Uses:
give a shiatzu - to be concerned about
holy shiatzu - same as 'shiatzu' but more intensified
(to be in) deep shiatzu - deep trouble
shiatzu happens - when I
Origin:
A derivative of 'shit' and 'Shiatsu' (a kind of Japanese massage therapy) - although the actual definition has no relevance to the latter, it evokes humor to a certain extent. The true origins are unknown but it is likely it was created to bypass the censoring filters in certain forums.
'Shiatzu! I forgot to buy hot dog buns!'
2. Adjective A term to describe an unfavorable or disadvantageous situation.
'The movie last night was total shiatzu'
3. Adjective Describes incompetence in doing something.
'He was shiatzu at playing the game'
4. Noun General slang for 'stuff' or 'things'
'Don't leave all your shiatzu in my car'
Common Idiomatic Uses:
give a shiatzu - to be concerned about
holy shiatzu - same as 'shiatzu' but more intensified
(to be in) deep shiatzu - deep trouble
shiatzu happens - when I
Origin:
A derivative of 'shit' and 'Shiatsu' (a kind of Japanese massage therapy) - although the actual definition has no relevance to the latter, it evokes humor to a certain extent. The true origins are unknown but it is likely it was created to bypass the censoring filters in certain forums.
'Oh shiatzu, I forgot my keys'
'He knew he was in deep shiatzu when the cops approached him'
'The remote control was shiatzu - it had bad reception'
'I left all my shiatzu in the other room!'
'He knew he was in deep shiatzu when the cops approached him'
'The remote control was shiatzu - it had bad reception'
'I left all my shiatzu in the other room!'
by tonaayy August 22, 2009
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Get the schwatz mug.Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.
Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.
Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.
Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!
by JettSkyler May 5, 2011
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