Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.

So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.

by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011

a Swartzman

To act like a fool even though you are wrong.

Jason pulled a swartzman when he thought tigers came from Africa.

by Radar_220 January 1, 2009

Michael Schwartz

The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.

"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".

by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010

shwantz

tallywhacker, penis

Tyler has a tiny shwantz

by Zookie March 29, 2003

jason schwartzman

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

by lemadhatter November 12, 2006

Swartz Creek Yellowstain

The act of taking crushed up bits of frozen urine and putting in a school backpack for it to melt and soak into the fabric as a prank.

I just gave that kid a Swartz Creek Yellowstain

by The 56th kid December 31, 2010

schwartzenburg

creepy old lady that stalks kids and makes odd jokes about sandwiches...

schwartzenburg: She wasn't really talking about a sandwich... if you know what i mean... So, where do you live?
child: AH!

by hellomynameis12345678 February 23, 2009