Shwank

Masturbating in the shower
part shower part wank
often done when staying somewhere communal e.g. a youth hostel

I had to have a shwank in scarborough so no one else could see me!

by school May 27, 2007

shwank

To steal, on the sly

He shwanked my last beer.

by Christy February 5, 2004

shwank

To screw up miserably. Derived from "shank," which is a less dramatic screw up.

I left my cellphone at that ugly girl's house- such a shwank

by Shwanker April 26, 2003

shwank

1)the act of doing something profound to someone

2)similar to cool

3)similiar to not so cool

4) a term made up by some looser in saskatoon, saskatchewan

1) OMFG! HE JUST SHWANKED YOU!

2) that was shwank

3)that was shwank

4) that was shwank

by carly February 11, 2004

ShWank

A cross between Shit & Wank !!

ShWank....

Fuck me boys that Curry was ShWank !!

by Barry Bab May 25, 2005

shwank

A cross between Shit & Wank !!
When you think somthing is crap, This is the perfect word to say about it.

"What did you think of that new club mate? "

To be honest mate it was ShWank !!

by Boss 69 May 26, 2005

shwank

Like shagging but without penetration, using other body parts of partner to masturbate.

I shwanked her butt cheeks!

by Dave Rimmer February 3, 2004