scrumped

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.

The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.

by oldasiahand March 8, 2011

Shumped

When you cum on someone (face,mouth,etc.) and the partner wasn't expecting it and in a fit of rage collects the cum in their hand and then slaps the other partner in the face.

After I busted in her mouth she spat it into her hand and shumped me in the face.

by AFROSAMURAI05 May 13, 2016

Shlumped

Shlumped means that you are lazy or sleepy or in the long yard have done tons of drugs

sleepy Dude..I was so shlumped last night .
high you are so shlumped

by Goth.boi July 13, 2018

shlumped

To get really wasted off alcohol

Nah i got shlumped yesterday

by Likestogetcrunk June 3, 2011

shlumped

when you’re high and are just chillin and looking shlumped as fuck, or when you’re high is wearing off but you’re still high as fuck.

“Damn bruh you look shlumped lmao”
“i just shmoked like an hour ago💀”
“shiiiii lmaooo”

by Goats_r_gr8 May 7, 2018

shrimped

when a guy does a guirl up her ass and then suckes the shit out wit a straw.

dude i shrimped her and i liked it

by pedro January 10, 2005

Shrimped

Getting dicked down by a little John (aka a disappointingly small penis)

Ex. Sarah: How was he last night?
Janice: I got "shrimped".
Sarah: But he's black!
Janice: Didn't make a difference!

by Hutzellbutt February 11, 2017