shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

god-shatter

The psychological equivalent of throwing a crystal vase onto a brick wall; dismantling religious conditioning by subjecting it to Socratic interrogation.

Apologetics, straw-man arguments, appeal to divinity, scripture and god's word...all fall in the wake of logic, reason and Socratic evaluation...god-shatter revelation.

by YAWA October 8, 2017

shratnum

locally grown marijuana

down hur in tha double L we be smoking dat shratnum

by joose January 22, 2004

shlatter

When you fall and poop on the impact of the ground.

billy: i took a shlatter in the hallway going to algebra, it really hurt!
johnny: yeah i heard the janitors cleaned it up after a hour.

by Boxcarjakey December 9, 2013

Shattitude

A combination of shit and attitude.

When someone you know has a shitty attitude. They may be normal people until the smallest thing sets them off. Then they get a shitty attitude, or a shattitude.

by you understand? October 22, 2017

Shmatty

The name of a porn star with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Oh Shmatty cum here.

by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

shattered heart

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be

Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..

by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018