showboat

See Terrell Owens

T.O. is such a showboat that he's the reason "Excessive Celebration" is a penalty.

by katie was here July 16, 2009

Showerbate

When one goes to take a shower with the intention of both showering for the sake of showering, and also using the opportunity to masturbate.

Dude, I could hear Josh in there. He totally ditched us to showerbate.

by Xiwt June 21, 2012

showerbod

A state in which one has just finished showering and is still slightly wet and wrapped in towels.

"I'm almost ready, I have to change! I'm still in showerbod."

by Madds! August 3, 2007

Showerbacon

To lose ones position amongst their piers as an alpha male. Therefore becoming a surrogate female.

Keep that up and you'll end up being Showerbacon for Bubba.

Speaking to another prisoner, "Shut up bitch, Jonny Fail is my Showerbacon!"

by Willy Shakespeare January 7, 2013

Showboating

When your girlfriend won't have sex with you; and you precede to pleasure yourself manually in full vision of her, fully flaunting your engorged member.

This may be done

(1) out of spite,

(2) in an attempt to induce her into sexual activity,

(3) or just simply to get a nut off.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you get any pussy last night?

Guy 2: No damnit, my girl was tired so I showboated.

Guy 1: What a bitch! Always making you turn to showboating.

by Leon Llong July 5, 2010

showboating

to showboat is to perform highly skilled tricks with a fooball during a game.

Now thats what i call showboatin'!
see joe cole or jay jay okocha.

by SeanX May 21, 2003

showboat

An attractive boy or group of attractive boys used by a small group of girls for the sole purpose of showing off. The girls don't necessary like to be around the boys they are just there to look cute. This is a female version of arm candy.

Person 1:Man! would you look at those broads with all those cute boys!
Person 2: Aww they ain't nothing but a bunch of showboats.

by G.Keiz February 28, 2007