An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

trombone shortie by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

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sweat-shortie

Sorority or preppy type girls that indescribably wear long sleeve sweatshirts with unbelievably short shorts.

That girl knows she's wrorg, 48 degrees out, and she's wearing that long-ass sweatshirt with them short-ass shorts. That's a sweat-shortie fo sho!

sweat-shortie by dugsmet October 10, 2012

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mega shortie

a person who is of small stature also know as a morgan/cass/caroline

jesus christ look at that mega shortie they look like a lego person

mega shortie by bigboi_spamz June 5, 2018

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Shortism

The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.

“hey look at chad! he’s 4’10. loser!”
“dude, that’s shortism”

Shortism by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021

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