shmeaty

A shmeaty is a little chode dick and it's probably the most pathetic thing you will ever see

Devin has a shmeaty

by Theyoungsquire123 June 8, 2016

shmeat

fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc

we are having shmeat for dinner.

by doctor-dark May 16, 2014

shmeat loaf

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

by jordads February 22, 2008

Shmeaty

Pretty damn fineeee

Damn bae, you lookin pretty damn shmeaty!

by Niceeeeetit October 16, 2018

Shmeaty

When you lookin on point

Damn bae, you lookin pretty shmeaty!

by Niceeeeetit October 16, 2018

Shmeatticus

The combination of (shmeat) and (Fatticus) Fatticus deriving from Atticus Finch in how to kill a mockingbird. Shmeat deriving from Ezekiel Elliot’s nickname.

Man stop being such a shmeatticus!
Fuck that’s hurts my Shmeat!

Fatticus Finch

by Bailz03 October 1, 2019

shmeat clobber

an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.

Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!

by shmeetbopper May 18, 2022