fatticus 

Nickname for someone who’s name is Atticus but is obese. Behaves in a rather whale like fashion. Usually used as an insult so use at your own risk!!!

“See that kid over there?, he’s a fatticus”.

fatticus by Confusedhomelessman666 March 13, 2018

fatticus 

A greek-roman inspired insult used to call a person fat, in replacement of his or her name.

Hey Fatticus, how many ripples does it take to get to the center of your stomach?

fatticus by SuperSpecialAwesomePerson March 5, 2009

farticus 

One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind.

after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS"

farticus by Mattsolit April 10, 2006

Farticus 

Friends who take the blame for a fart they clearly did not let out.

George was out with his girlfriend at a friends bar and was having a good a time until he farted loudly. Before he could take ownership, his friend proudly exclaimed, "It was I who let out that loud fart!" Bill was a true Farticus that day.

Farticus by FireZombie October 10, 2014

farticus 

A person who admits to their own farts, whether they be ashamed or proud of their fart.

*fart*
Ice : Gross who was that ?
Jian : You mean that wicked fart ? That was me !

Ice : You're such a farticus
Jian : I'm just proud of what comes outta me bruh

farticus by Jian.B.S. February 19, 2017

Faticus Caticus 

The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.

His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.

"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"

"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"

"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"

"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."

Faticus Caticus by Vyvyan Newmali April 4, 2009

fattius bumstickius 

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.

whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius

fattius bumstickius by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003