shmuck

a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective

you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.

by eraoner April 13, 2007

shmuck

(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.

Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.

by TuneEsq January 27, 2003

shmuck

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases

Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths

by Alex February 13, 2003

schmuck bag

A rather large fanny pack that is usually worn by a tourist on vacation.

"Look at the size of that schmuck bag. What does he keep inside?"

by Rob R September 7, 2006

Schmuck

Someone is irritably stupid and annoying. You can’t get them off your back. They’re stubborn too.

Nikita is a schmuck, he failed all his classes due to his absences.

by Some12yearoldbich February 27, 2018

wolfgang shmuck

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.

A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

Weather Schmuck

That poor weatherman who has to report from the middle of a hurricane/tornado/tsunami etc, typically while standing up to his waist in water or clinging to a tree that's blowing sideways.

"The News 12 weather schmuck is soaking wet."

by Ouching Tiger October 29, 2012