Shnootie

the jizz sauce of a sperm monkey

i had some sperm monkeys(much like sperm whales) when all of a sudden they got shnootie on me.

by tyler blankenship February 14, 2004

Smootie

Sounds like a disease

"What's wrong with him?"
"Oh, he has smootie"
"Holy crap that sucks"

by Lil bigwig August 26, 2017

shmoobie

Someone aged 18-30 who engages in a little criminal dating.

I love you my little shmoobie

by YUOPZ August 5, 2021

Schmootie

Someone who displays characteristics of a person with
special needs. One who might randomly flap their arms in a motion seeming to mock a bird taking flight. One who acts like a total effing retard.

Hey Corky, why are you such a schmootie?

by bronzeon78 April 14, 2009

smootie

a code name for a really hot guy

That guy is so cute!

I know, he's a smootie.

by abaybae August 3, 2011

shootie

An amazing method for smoking pot if you want to get the maximum amount of THC out of your joint.

Person 1 hits the joint, then places his lips on the second person's mouth, exhales and kind of blows the smoke 'into' Person 2 who inhales.

Like 'direct hotboxing'.

Bob & Jill *smoke joint*
Jill: Shame to waste all that smoke. I wish we had a room or a car to hotbox.
Bob: Yeah, but as we're outside.. want a shootie?
Jill: For sure.

by GreenSister January 2, 2011

smootie

1. a fart (pootie) that leaves a smear on your underwear.

Sorry I left early - I had a smootie after eating that Indian Food and had to change my drawers.

by Farbe January 10, 2009