smootie

another name for a slutty person.

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I had a smootie for breakfast.

smootie by beyabeya May 18, 2011

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Smootie

"What's wrong with him?"
"Oh, he has smootie"
"Holy crap that sucks"

Smootie by Lil bigwig August 26, 2017

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a code name for a really hot guy

That guy is so cute!

I know, he's a smootie.

smootie by abaybae August 3, 2011

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1. a fart (pootie) that leaves a smear on your underwear.

Sorry I left early - I had a smootie after eating that Indian Food and had to change my drawers.

smootie by Farbe January 10, 2009

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A toxic drink using only the most exclusive items for example a shoe. It’s texture is similar to ice cream.

i just made a bussin bussin smootie but the problem is it was so thick because of all the ingredients and broke the machine.

smootie by Mrchunks July 27, 2021

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Smootie - noun- combination of a smoothie and fruit.

Jan would like to buy a smootie before she goes to work.

Smootie by Mariposa170 October 27, 2025

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