shmeetum

An absolute Latin prodigy. He will learn any word in 1 repetition or less. He is a master of everything academic related. He doesn’t even need to try to become top of his class because all the others are below him.

Dude look Shmeetum is walking down the hall. I hope he will acknowledge me.

by GO_SHMEETUM July 2, 2019

Sheces

Shemale feces.

Ashley did not know what bathroom to go in because she was a hermaphrodite. She bent over and expelled sheces right then and there in the hallway, much to the dismay of those around her.

by Big Mang Flaves October 18, 2009

shmeeg

a really awesome person
a great word to say that describes any situation
a hottie

that tall girl and her short friend are total shmeegs
bro 1: dude that party was a total rager
bro 2: yeah shmeegs i know!

by rangstorffandmiddlefield January 3, 2011

shmeence

A word with multiple meanings, can be used in a derogatory sense or as a greeting, or as a way to describe your behaviour from the previous day. Can be shortened to eence for similar effect

Dude, i was so shmeenced last night!

Oh Hi shmeence

That girl has got such a shmeence face bet she takes it up the shmeence

by shmeence2012 June 10, 2011

shmeckle

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

shmeel

something that is very good.

That AMG is a shmeel.
My teacher said that this weekend was a shmeel.

by shom November 17, 2006

Dick Shmeegal's

Another way to say McDonalds.

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."

by D-Bruch January 12, 2008