Shexting

The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.

I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...

by ramiro_sierra March 21, 2012

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Shit and text

"Honey what are you doing in the bathroom"
"Shexting"

by gatman January 25, 2015

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Shepeating

If someone makes a statement that a woman doesn't understand, she repeats a key word while frowning quizzically. This is shepeating.

Women often shepeat new ideas presented by people of color.

Fred, making a statement: "Based on current studies, we will be making some changes to our front-line product."

Beth, shepeating: "...Changes?"

by SharpieSheep September 28, 2017

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Sheeting

When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.

If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.

Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!

by Kurlington May 22, 2018

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slip seating

Slip seating refers to when a truck driver shares his girlfriend/wife with other truckers whilst he is on the road.

Trucker 1 "Hey Boomer, I'm 10-8 to the Windy City, I fancy slip seating Mrs Boomer, 42?"
Trucker 2 "That's a big 10-4 Admiral Scuttlebutt. I'll be checking out the Junk Buzzard of a lot lizard in Choo-Choo town"

by fourcnuts October 31, 2017

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