Shleeten

Anything and Everthing

I’m gonna now call this my shleeten

by OG Shleeten May 22, 2020

shlart

when you shart in your sleep and don't realize it until the next morning

Bob: Dude, why does your bed smell like shit?
Tim: Aw man, I must have shlarted last night.

by el_jay_ess July 23, 2009

Shlerb

A synonym for a fatass dab of marijuana concentrates.

"Yo Elwin come take a Shlerb on my new rig with me!"

by lioafja June 23, 2016

Shlept

The state of being extremely laid back during competition, school, work, etc., because nobody can ruin your vibe.

Despite just breaking a condom, Nathaniel is hella shlept.

by Thatsmartmotherfucker... May 29, 2018

shlort

A remarkably short schlong; the oppsite of a shlong.

"That's not a schlong," she laughed. "That's a shlort!"

by Boreal Badger August 2, 2008

shlurt

an extremely tiny penis

Joseph Lam has a shlurt.

by Little John From The A-Town November 18, 2007

shlort

An undersized penis that is 3 inches or less

Girl1:I had sex with my boyfriend choncho last night...

Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o

by pappymandudeguy December 9, 2011