shleepist

Someone who touches other people inappropriately while they’re asleep.

Dude I can’t believe Kalen was feeling Kaleigh up while she was sleeping at that party, he’s such a shleepist.

by I’m Aces May 15, 2018

Shlemiel

From Yiddish origin. A clumsy, inept, or foolish person.

As quoted from the film Independence Day:

"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."

by Mata99 May 30, 2009

shlew

(noun)
1. an overabudance; excess
2. a large extent, amount, or number; a plethora

She's so popular that she has a shlew of friends.

The wealthy man had a shlew of money.

by Julian Banks May 3, 2008

Shleum

To feel in a new, never experienced, way. Kind of "weird" but really new.

I feel shleum.

by Gottfried1983 January 11, 2010

shleef

It's where your analling a chick and she farts, meaning air goes up your urethra, then your penis farts it out.

"The only thing I hate about anal is when you shleef"

by PoohMyMumysCuntStinks June 24, 2017

SHLEG IT

To leave someone/people alone or to move away from people after annoying them

shleg it ya lil fuckin maggot

by maggot1 February 25, 2019

I'm Shleep

A perfect way of saying I'm done

Rose:I'm so hungry
Moises:You're always hungry I'm Shleep

by King_Ace July 24, 2016