Shitten

Shitten is a term to describe a cat with curly hair (also known as a sheep cat/kitten) which comes from the Selkirk Rex breed of cats.

Person 1: omg I just got a new shitten
Person 2: wtf is a shitten
Person 3: it’s a sheep+cat

Person 2: oh, *please don’t call it that*

by Hibiscus 🌺 October 11, 2020

shitendipity

Noun. A confluence of unexpected occurrences resulting in a particularly shitty experience.

Antonym of serendipity.

Catherine was gobsmacked by all the shenanigans, misfortune, and run-of-the-mill shite she had to deal with over the weekend. It was total shitendipity and she barely survived.

by Bren-Gun July 28, 2020

last shitment

The dump that you take right before leaving school or the workplace, usually because no one else is in the bathroom at this point.

Male 1- Hey man, you ready to go?

Male 2- Yeah dude just a sec, I gotta make my last shitment.

by A-Whack April 6, 2008

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

shitzedoodles

Shitzedoodles is a mild type of swearing. Can be used in communities online without getting censored.

Oh shitzedoodles!

by funkymarchmellows December 10, 2016

shitgeneering

When your engineering department produces shity work.

The guys at work all produce shity engineering work while working on shity projects.

While Blaine was writing his book Jim was busy shitgeneering a project.

John was up in Australia visiting the job site. That's when he noticed he would have to do some additional shitgeneering on his project.

Boss walked in and saw Dave was playing with his Mandingo and said "quit playing with your Mandingo and get some shitgeneering done".

by BlueCrushBBN January 30, 2018

Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck

A very messed up individual.

He's a Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck.

by ebghjebb October 2, 2016