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shitbagery

the act of being a shitbag while pretending to do work while telling other people they should do work
Monte your shitbagery is off the charts!
by sputnic35 November 6, 2017
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Shiteater

Leslie; Someone who enjoys engaging in a feast of fecies.
Shiteater Leslie changes diapers, just so she can eat cheaply.
by Dean S. November 26, 2004
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shitwaffles

pancake type mix thingy topped with a brown colouring substance. Used as an insult or when an error has occured.
Devised by a mate of mine, Ange.
failed an exam - ah shitwaffles
by HuwSy July 9, 2004
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shit wafer

Also known as a dog fart. Commonly expelled from bulldogs who eat excessive amounts of raw hide and then as they are jumping onto a bed or couch it happens suddenly...in slow motion it is a disastrous attack to your nostrils. Gasping for air you taste nothing but shit wafer .... molecules of poop.
Lilly the bulldog consumes a 3 pound raw hide and attempts a leap onto the sofa when you and your girlfriend are watching a chic flick because you are hoping to score. Then out of no where you are overcome by the smell. Her eyes start to water and she runs out of the room, but she goes wrong way and runs right towards the shit wafer.
by bubba1277 April 21, 2011
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Shitwalker

(N. ADJ) - A person that crab walks from one bathroom to another or stall to find toilet paper 🧻
I was in the bathroom washing my hands and this shitwalker came out of the stall and went into the other one
by Nomad barbie September 23, 2020
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Chef Shitbaker

A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out
Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name
by Whackcoon May 25, 2023
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