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Shitsper

When a colleague in the office tries to whisper some gossip but the whole office ends up hearing because they talk so loud

When someone is chatting shit and they think they are whispering it, but actually the whole office has overheard
John was Shitspering to me but someone the other side of the office heard him as he was so loud.
by Geisha83 January 23, 2020
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Shitscapade

A period of great stress in which one has to shit, but seemingly all bathrooms on God's green earth are occupied. This forces you to frantically search all bathrooms in the immediate vicinity until you either finding a bathroom or shitting your pants.
"Damn Daniel, I had to go on a shitscapade today; people were droppin' cold ones in every bathroom in the building! I had to blow up 7/11's toilet"
by Tasty Stew May 27, 2017
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shitshape

When something is not shipshape, i.e. it is in bad shape, is disorderly or untidy.
John: Boy, things aren't looking great over in Greece.

Sam: Yeah, their economy isn't in great condition.

John: More like shitshape condition.
by elefb November 12, 2011
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Shitzcaphobia

Lying in bed beside your loved one, they turn to their side to fall asleep, and you get hit with the aroma from a thousand skunks asses. i.e. don't come near me I have shitzcaphobia
by Phobia of shit April 13, 2015
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shitcake

expression used to express distaste for a state of affairs
"Shitcakes!" George said, as he found out about the bank closing early.
by mattastic.biz January 26, 2017
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Shitspeare

A bullshit artist, one who makes up stories
He said he participated in the marathon but his account of the experience sounded lime shitspeare
by Count cokula September 19, 2017
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Shitpaper

Alternate name for toilet paper. Name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in shit.
Josh found some shitpaper on the ground. Darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.

Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)
by Josh Courtoreille May 19, 2007
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