Shotmonkey

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the Shotmonkeys.

I had it like a shotmonkey.

by The monkey September 1, 2008

Shitmon

Some shit I Created ~Jp

“Awkward silence” SHITMONNN

by Ballerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 13, 2019

shitmonger

A shitmonger is a small hairless cat that keeps it's mouth open and forms the shape of a toilet.

Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.

Look out for the shitmonger.

by Travis Easton, Julian King March 23, 2004

shitmonkeyz

Noun. Used to describe an FML moment without FML. Also used when Tom Hanks approaches. Was used Michael Jackson was around R.I.P.

"Is that Tom Hanks."

"Shitmonkeyz!!!"

by Leric April 15, 2010

shitmonkey

a person shitlessly stupid

dave is a fucking shitmonkey

by lockhandel June 20, 2022

Shitmonkey

To be used instead of swearing

Holy shitmonkey or oh my shitmonkey

by Bmullen66 November 29, 2025

shimonkee

A creature most commonly used for communication between growths. A shimonkee sends love and positive energy, they can also watch over someone or can be an omen to warn of good or bad to come. Most prevalent when bethanna storner is in the transition stage one-half.

The shimonkees are coming to help us find money to buy ice cream, yippee!

by nutmegfreak11 May 22, 2009