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The Shirley Temple Effect 

The Shirley Temple Effect occurs when one person at the table orders a Shirley Temple and everyone else orders one/changes their drink order to a Shirley Temple as well.
Person 1: “I’ll have a Coke
Waiter to Person 2: “and for you?”

Person 2: I’ll have a Shirley Temple

Person 3: ooo I’ll also have a Shirley Temple
Person 1: Can I actually change my Coke to a Shirley Temple?

Waiter: Ah yes, the Shirley Temple Effect

Big Shirley 

Character from the 1970s sitcom “What’s Happening”, also used as a derogatory term to describe an overweight women
I matched with a Big Shirley on Tinder last night
Big Shirley by anonymous1212345 October 4, 2021

shirley manson 

Hottest woman in the world. Best singing voice, too. Singer in bands such as Garbage and Angelfish.
Damn, I'd really like to fuck Shirley Manson.
shirley manson by Suvy March 27, 2004

Shirtless Revolution 

The art of removing your shirt at inappropriate times and places.
"Hey Mike, why does that guy have his shirt off in Church? Because Bill, its a Shirtless Revolution!"
Shirtless Revolution by ONEAL DUDE February 17, 2009

Shirley Phelps Roper 

Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.
When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.

Burly Shirley 

A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.

Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.

Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.

Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!