Shicked

<interjection> Chiefly Anglo-Scottish Slang;
Used to express a sexual attraction to another person.

--> The term is abnormal; There is no definite rule to using the word. Although, being an interjection, a rule of thumb would be to use it in the same way as "Wow." It is kind of the same as saying, "Hey, I want to shag you!" only in a single word.
As with most slang, the only way you can use it is how you feel it should be used...

ALLY: "Hey Stu!"
STU: "SHICKED!"
ALLY: "LOLZZZ!!"

... Did that make it any clearer?

by Stuart Fletcher May 10, 2005

slut sharked

getting approached (physically or on a digital medium) by a slut who happens to realize you are single...usually less than 24 hours after the break up.

what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.

Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"

by bahoomahoo June 13, 2010

Sharked

To have something stolen or taken from you.

1. She just sharked my beer.

2. He sharked my girl!

by BeEazzzy July 12, 2009

Shirted

When you hitting so good, she squirt and shit at the same time.

To squirt and shit at the same time.

Jenny shirted her first time she had a bbc.

I shirted jenny again.

by Akiyn October 13, 2020

Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.

Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.

Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.

Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?

by PuceEmu August 23, 2008

Sharked

The act of getting taken advantage by a girl. A very serious and problematic occurrence when a girl uses your currently intoxicated or just manly mind to take advantage of you sexually.

GT was weak and got sharked last night. Sucks to suck.

by Fenam March 28, 2010

shirted

to fart only to find some goo came out also.

dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!

by The Goose February 7, 2005