Shitsticks

A curse which is an extension of the word "shit".

"Watch for that truck, mate"
"Shitsticks"
*SPLAAAAAAATTTT*
"Shitsticks. R u ok?"
"No"

by Stick of Shytt February 22, 2003

Shitsticked

To be unbelievably tired beyond belief. When you have been physically and mentally drained that even the idea of sleep requires too much effort.

"I have had two exams today, then went to the park and played football for an hour and a half, then revised for two hours, and now I've only just got back from the gym"

"Duuude, you must be Shitsticked!"

by oldham92 June 2, 2009

Shitstick

IE, turd, crap, poop, poo.

Damn, look at the size of that shitstick!

by Nimrod March 26, 2003

shitstick

A broken or useless item

The motherboard on my computer malfunctioned an now its just a shitstick.

by greenmacaw April 22, 2010

shitstickle

A general swear/ curse word used by some Brits

"Oh shitstickle I spilt my tea!"
Or
" I left my bag at work.. Shitstickle!"

by Abbcccdddicckkk123 May 6, 2016

Shitstick

Shitstick (noun)
When a man obtains a boner from pooping. Due to the abdominal pressure and muscle contactions in the pelvis when one poops, shit, extra blood flow will inconsequentially be sent to the penis, making it hard and erect, or stick-like.

Shitstick

"Is your stomach okay?"
"No Kyle, i shit so much i got a shitstick".

by Arizona Concept May 22, 2016

Shitstick

Sort of like a fuckstick yet even more useless.

Billy was acting like a little bitch today at school and when we tried to help him he just pissed everyone off even more. What a shitstick.

by P.W. Toastman September 18, 2016