by SnowShadows July 24, 2014
Get the Shelfiemug. Today Jim was taking a shelfie as he forced Taylor out of the picture for it to only be him inside the shelfie.
by Shellfie June 2, 2014
Get the Shelfiemug. The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.
Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.
Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.
Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom
by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014
Get the Upper Shelfiemug. “Checkout this shelfie I took while I was train wrecking the other night. 1g straight to the top shelf”
by Elf on a Shelfie April 11, 2023
Get the Shelfiemug. /'ʃelfi:/ (n): A photograph, usually facial, of a woman, for which the angle used in the taking has been purposefully calculated to show her bosom to best advantage.
“Dude, have you seen her Facebook page? Since she got that boob job, her shelfie posts have gone through the ROOF!”
by FiatUmbra July 21, 2021
Get the shelfiemug. A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.
The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!
by Handy Man April 23, 2025
Get the Shelfie stickmug. When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.
"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."
by Hogey Carmichael November 6, 2016
Get the Shelfiemug.