Shanker

UK colloquial expression to offer a solution that has nothing to do with the problem.

The nurse totally shankered and suggested taking an aspirin against my sprained ankle; The lawyer shankered the rules of origin problem by stating that the WTO agreements had already solved the issue.

by FBFE October 29, 2018

Shit Shanker

When you have a sore anus due to either under or over wiping after defecating.

Man I've had diarrhea for over a day now and I have a severe case of the shit shankers.

by N Made July 25, 2023

Shanker on the prick of progress

interruption of progress as a shanker is a 70s term of a sore from syphilis male genital

We tried to unload the truck but Ed was a shanker on the prick of progress

by John P 5280 August 21, 2010