Hankerin for a shankerin

When simple island folk visit a big city and seek out a way to get a good old fashioned shanking to earn their validation.

Bobby: "Heading up to Radar this weekend. Golly gee I'm hankerin for a shankerin!!"

by Potatoe124 February 25, 2013

Shindering

Shindering
verb
Refers to the act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet. Swiping, not to be confused with wiping, left or right while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Would Mike's Tinder matches go on a date with him if they knew he connected with them while shindering?

Shindering is one of my favorite daily activities.

by lemmuh March 21, 2016

Shammering

More than mostest

I love you mostest, well I love you shammering

by Coolest word maker X July 19, 2016

Shatnering

To sing a song like you're reading the lyrics in a low voice, the same way William Shatner does.

Yeah, I loved that bit in Family Guy where Stewie was Shatnering Rocket man.

by Satan Jr. December 8, 2018

Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008