Shamwow

V. To remove the penis from the vagina during intercourse just prior to ejaculation and subsequently ejaculating on the females abdomen. Then proceeding to pat down the ejaculate with an orange or yellow towel then flipping the towel over and repeating the process. After following the previous steps you must ring out the towel while saying sham WOW!!! The wow must be said with unbelievable enthusiasm.

to be shamwowed
i am shamwowing
I was having sex with tim on his bathroom sink when he shamwowed the shit out of me!!!

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by JustinHimmelbaum February 05, 2009
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When a girl's pussy is too wet, so you take her panties off, shove them up her pussy to dry it off, then shove them in her mouth before she can ask what you are doing.
That bitch was like a slip n' slide and I couldn't get any traction, so I gave her a good ol' fashioned Shamwow.
by Adamlumin93 May 13, 2021
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Someone or something that can say/do anything and everything, except for telling the truth.
Wow, he's definitely a shamwow guy, I can just tell that he's lying to me about everything!
by NotZbolt,DefinitelyNOTZbolt October 18, 2021
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To cum on a a girl, then wipe it off with a shamwow, and then proceed to wring it out on her face. Afterwords yelling shamwow
by asdhlseye September 22, 2009
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When you get the shit beaten out of you by a client after biting off part of his tounge before intercorse.
almost exactly like that one time Vince the shamwow guy beat the shit out of a hooker for biting his tounge off...
-Shamwowed-
by Mike Hawk Izitchie February 26, 2011
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A breed of ultra absorbant towels that like to get high on marijuana.
Towelie from South Park is a marijuana smoking Shamwow.
by JoRo78 October 12, 2012
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V. To remove the penis from the vagina during intercourse just prior to ejaculation and subsequently ejaculating on the females abdomen, then proceeding to beat the hell out of the woman and pat down the ejaculate and blood with a yellow, absorbent towel you bought off TV.
An example of this may be found on The Smoking Gun. Look for the Shamwow guy.
by Wyc April 06, 2009
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