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the shampoo

Usually performed by an extremely gay person called max. The move in which a man cums into another man's mouth, the man then gargles to create a shampoo effect.
bob: what is that guy doing in the movie?
fred: he is giving him the shampoo
by callmegod93 June 25, 2009
mugGet the the shampoomug.

Shampoo

While a girl is giving you a blow job when you are about to cum you take her head and make it face down then you cum all over the top of her head.
Mary hadn't taken a shower in a while so she insisted on me giving her Shampoo
by Peter File 69 January 20, 2008
mugGet the Shampoomug.

shampooed

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.
Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.
by katrinarobin June 16, 2011
mugGet the shampooedmug.

Shampooing

Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.
I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...
by Alejandro Reyes August 16, 2011
mugGet the Shampooingmug.

Shampooed

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"
by yum-yum October 11, 2008
mugGet the Shampooedmug.

Shampoo

Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'
i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo
by ScarletMistress January 15, 2008
mugGet the Shampoomug.

Shampoo

To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.
He pulled a shampoo and tried to continue to lie about sleeping with the woman even when she told everyone else that it never happend.
by GoodOleDayz April 2, 2005
mugGet the Shampoomug.

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