Sismance

the heterosexual relationship between females. It allows a lot more interaction than a bromance because they are females. "No homo" is implied.

Guy: "Hey! are you two in a relationship?"
Girl: "Nah. Are you dumb? It's a sismance. You wouldn't understand because you're a guy."

Guy: "Sismance isn't real."
Girl: "Well, neither is this relationship between you and me."

by ganadora May 13, 2011

SFSM

SFSM is a simple acronym for the popular thought idea: Someone Fucking Shoot Me..

similar to, but not to be confused with: FML

Lost my job today, came home and my girlfriend told me that not only are we breaking up..but she's late on her period and if it's a baby.. she's keeping it.

Facebook update: Anybody have a LIFE reset button? If not, SFSM.

* a simple "SFSM" will always do.

by Neutron14 March 12, 2011

seismic dump

A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.

I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.

by CrimsonOsmium February 13, 2008

seismic fart

An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.

A fart that has the power to kill!

An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.

Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!

While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Seismic Monkey

Commonly used term in the oil industry for a seismic engineer. another wanker who knows how to read books, but can't actually do anything technical. Usually posted as an observer

here comes another seismic monkey, wanker will probably be well suited to work as an observer

by dude_zeon September 24, 2005

seismograph

An instrument for automatically detecting and recording the intensity, direction, and duration of a movement of the ground, especially of an earthquake.

"Uh-huh, yeah.. The needle is moving back and forth really fast.. That's bad, right?"

by Camo The Great December 15, 2004

seismophobia

fear of earthquakes.

We all, more or less, suffer from seismophobia.

by uttam maharjan November 30, 2011