seismophobia 

fear of earthquakes.

We all, more or less, suffer from seismophobia.

seismophobia by uttam maharjan November 30, 2011

Slimophobia 

It means to hate on people who are under the average body size. Basically the arch nemesis or enemy of fat phobia, to be slimophobic one must journey to a skinny or slim human being and tease or bully them because of it.

Bully: "Your skinny haha".
Everyone: haha.
Skinny child: "Yeah well your fat!"

Everyone: "oh my gash body shaming fat phobic."
Skinny child: "but he was also-"
Quiet kid: "I'll take it from here, go home. Anyway imagine being slimophobic, stop the slimophobia but anyway goodbye".

Slimophobia by Leat fingies god August 23, 2022

Simmophobia 

A fear of free-throws. Not to be confused with Benphobia, which is a fear of jumpshots.

Mike: You see that nigga Giannis getting hit with two 10 second violations last night?

Joe: Yeah, dude’s got a bad case of Simmophobia.

Simmophobia by TrustFundAlex June 18, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008