sexless

someone who can't get laid if they tried. They just cant get pussy no matter how hard they try to get it. They will use any means necessary to obtain it yet fail constantly. They just dont have the skilz to get any ass.

Sonny has been sexless for 10 years. Loser goes on the internet and tries to get pussy 1000 miles away and she even dumps him! HA HA HA

by Your uncle September 18, 2007

sexellent

sexellent is a word with no sexual inuendo whatsoever. this is the beauty of it.people tend to think its a dirty word when it is simply a more intense form of exellent...originally derrived from a typo

person one: so how was snowboarding today?
person two: Dude! it was sexellent!!!

by Story Time July 28, 2008

r u 4 sexes chat

A way to ask someone for cyber sex. Usually used in this form for humor to make fun of those that actually DO have cyber sex.

"Zomg R U 4 sexes chat?"
"lolerskates! no wai nerd!"

by Mepy April 22, 2006

sexelf

"Sex-self", masturbate (metaphorically or literally).

"I'm so hot, I just can't help myself!" *sexelfs*
"n00b!"

by the random man January 23, 2008

Sexessful

A term used to describe a wealthy prostitute.

"I'd say that friend of yours is incredibly sexessful"
"I know."

by Albino Beanos December 18, 2019

Postulate of the sexes

When forced to choose between either a male or female to have with on a stranded island, it is best to choose a female because you can eat a female without killing her.

Ay yo, I'm about to be stranded on an island, can you help choose some one to bring with so I can cannibalize them at some point.

Well acccording to the postulate of the sexes you should choose a female so you can eat her without killing her.

by Tar baby people December 8, 2010

sexersize

any sexual activity that gives the participant(s) gratification

by Anonymous September 16, 2003