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Securing The Bag

To make sure you are getting money and storing it up
Friend: Why do you work so much?
Me: I’m making sure the bag is secure. (Securing the bag)
by LPAnimes March 17, 2020
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Security Steve

Security Steve was head security on the show Jeremy Kyle. He now works at primark earning £5 an hour.
Hey Security Steve, how is Primark and Poundland?
by Jeremy Kyle's Security May 19, 2019
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Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals
Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others
by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013
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FNaF: Security Breach

FNaF: Security Breach is a new entry into the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise, released in December 17 2021 by Scott Cawthon and built/developed by Steel Wool Studios.
It's the first official FNaF game to be fully free-roam, and is by far the BIGGEST FNaF game ever released in terms of budget and time being developed. (It is also the sequel to Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted)

The game's official price is currently around $40 and provides around 10 hours of gameplay (or around 13 hours if you were to beat all the endings).

In the game you play as Gregory, a young boy trapped inside of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex (which is a giant frikin' mall). And the point of the game is to survive until 6 AM until the doors reopen again and Gregory can escape.
Have you seen the new FNaF: Security Breach game??? 👁️👄👁️
by FlooferLand January 3, 2022
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social security

A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
by Jake August 10, 2004
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bi-spurious

used to describe people (usually women) who pretend to be bi-sexual (or on-line at dating and social sites) in order to get attention in public, but actually aren't bi-sexual.

aka "fake bi-sexuals" "faux bi-sexuals"
"She makes out with women in front of her boyfriend, but really, she's bi-spurious."
by GLilyDances March 13, 2010
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security blanket

1. A blanket (or toy) carried by a child to reduce anxiety

Stems from the Peanuts comic where the character Linus always had his blanket with him.

2. (informal) anything that an adult person uses to reduce their anxiety

This phrase can also be used to indicate a male friend whom a girl has no romantic interest but uses him to to cock block other males at parties, dances, or other events.
Whenever my boyfriend doesn't want to go out dancing, I take Kyle to keep the other guys away. He's sort of my security blanket.
by TheBlankey February 4, 2006
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