Sylmar High School

A high school in the San Fernando Valley. On the North East side of the valley. People there are mainly "OK", by that I mean some act nice while others are just plain assholes and bitches. Even though its surrounded by a low income community, some people try to show off like their rich but they're just fakes. It's not how you would say an "academic achieving" school.Also Sylmar is the best at football and girls volleyball. Always beat San Fernando in almost everything. Overall to be honest I give Sylmar High School a 3/10.

San Fernando High School: "Were finally going to beat Sylmar!!!"

Sylmar High School: "Idiots, I just hope we don't get shot. Everyone got their bullet-proof vests on?"

by SYLMARSPARTAN2013 October 22, 2010

sellara

The God-king of monks. Very skilled at his profession. The best of the best

That sellara is an awesome tank!

by AmandaJA January 14, 2008

Selma, Iowa

The best place on earth where all the action is so jam packed that you blink and you miss it. Its such a small town that not only does everybody know everybody but everyone shares a town toilet which drains into the mighty Des Moines river.

I was driving by Selma, Iowa and I blinked and I missed all the fun.

by selmalover123 May 3, 2011

Selma

Selma is the most gorgeous person alive. She is a 10/10.She has a perfect ass and loves dirty talking. She is the typ of girl that you can talk to for hours. She is keeper for sure. If any of you guys find her out there you are a lucky one.

Did you hangout with Selma last night?

Yeah she so Nice and Beautiful.

by Din lokala babbe April 13, 2020

Selma

a Selma is a goofy ass person, who always falls in love with butthurts. she pretty af but always says she look crusty

A: damn u heavy af
B: nah i look crusty
A: SELMAAAAA

by chubbychasa710 August 2, 2020

Selma's Cookies

A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.

Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!

Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..

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by SchizoidMan December 11, 2010

selmer

A pimp Saxophone that has a superior sound to all others and is looked up upon in the Jazz scene.

DUDE! Enyart that is a sweet Selmer!

by ZtotheE May 10, 2006