Cheeky Bum Secks

The thing Dan and Phil have every night *coughs*...

Dan and Phil have the Cheeky Bum Secks every night.

by LEAVEWTFWHYCANTIGETAPSEUDONYM August 10, 2016

Seesaw Effect

A guy that's trying to comment insect Jumped on a floor board and killed a feminist after killing another person

" Korekiyo Seesaw Effected Tenko "

by Tenko Kinny April 9, 2021

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets

A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.

You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.

by D_l_b February 28, 2022

Baby Skull Seeking Bullet

A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.

Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?

Guy: Totes Mcgotes!

Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.

Guy: Will do, brah!

by Sparklyplatypus June 5, 2011

german seeker

One who frequents bars and is always on the lookout for women wielding dildos. He is both courageous and enjoys regular sex with prostitutes.

Hide your dildos girls! That there is a german seeker.

by glory maiden December 9, 2009

It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019

freedom seeds

Bullets

This weekend we went to the gun range and planted freedom seeds into the hillside

by Ampallang January 3, 2018