These can never be kept, no matter how much you trust someone, therefore i am giving you this advice: don't have them.
by Weemon May 6, 2005

Secrets are those words that can destroy all happiness. It is something that can never be repeated. No matter how much you trust that person, once they find out one of your secrets, be prepared to be back-stabbed.
by Crystals October 20, 2012

by Urban Dick-tionary November 17, 2003

by LovethisAJ February 10, 2015

by VulcanDuck November 24, 2010

Jessica-OMG you guys. I just heard the best secret, promise not to tell, and not tell anyone I told you because I wasn't supposed to tell?
Everyone- Yeah!
*One day later*
Jessica- OMG you guys, like, everyone knows!
OH yeah, wanna know another secret?
Everyone- Yeah!
*One day later*
Jessica- OMG you guys, like, everyone knows!
OH yeah, wanna know another secret?
by Jessica (; June 14, 2011

Bob: He dude wanna trade secrets?
John: No.
Bob: Why?
John: Because they're none of your damn business.
John: No.
Bob: Why?
John: Because they're none of your damn business.
by Yeah-its-a-word November 2, 2011
