Similar to a bootlicker, this is an individual who has a vested and extracurricular interest in submitting to authority, specifically the united states government (i.e. uncle Sam). They are the type to get ass-raped and further submit to humiliation by sucking off the bloody cock.
Elon Musk talks a big game against the SEC but his company's subsidies, engagement with cancel culture, and requests for regulation make him more of a samsucker by his actions.
by sovereign69420 July 19, 2021
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Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!
by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019
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Jenny smiled and wiggled her hips seductively, positive Angela's father would get hard seeing her dressed this way. A perfect starfucker smiled and wiggled back at her from the mirror.
by Seth February 25, 2005
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by pinky_pseudonym September 14, 2004
Get the starsucker mug.Someone who defames or harms a celebrity's image by focusing and propagating untruths or rumors about the celebrity's personal life. Hence, they fuck their star.
Diane Sawyer is a starfucker extraordinaire.
by Jablome, Heywood July 5, 2006
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