Sementator

When you shove a potato in your vagina, or you wank your dick and ejaculate all over it.

"Wow! You gave Sally a sementator?!"

by Sementators April 24, 2017

Semenating

Something that is so good it makes you semenate (ejaculate)

Omg that painting was semenating

by AL1B1 October 7, 2020

lorica segmentata

A Steel armor made out of plated segments, to guard the torso and the shoulders. Used by the Roman Empire from around 9 B.C. to the 3rd century.

Lorica segmentata saved that legionnaires life

by ubbalubba May 9, 2018

Semenate

The act of ejaculating on ones face; Ejaculating during the act of masturbation

Guy: Dude Laquiesha wanted me to semenate on her face.
Friend: Awesome!

Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.

by Hugh Jassdick May 15, 2016

seament

When a male ejaculates onto a surface, and the ejaculant fluids harden, much like cement.

Bro, I need some seament to seal my hole

by Faggatoni March 6, 2017

Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.

Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Seamenstache

Seamen in between the upper lip and nose on someones face, where the mustache is.

Ew dude, that guy's totally rockin a seamenstache!

by grandpa raper March 6, 2011