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Sementator

When you shove a potato in your vagina, or you wank your dick and ejaculate all over it.
"Wow! You gave Sally a sementator?!"
by Sementators April 24, 2017
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Semenating

Something that is so good it makes you semenate (ejaculate)
Omg that painting was semenating
by AL1B1 October 7, 2020
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lorica segmentata

A Steel armor made out of plated segments, to guard the torso and the shoulders. Used by the Roman Empire from around 9 B.C. to the 3rd century.
Lorica segmentata saved that legionnaires life
by ubbalubba May 9, 2018
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Semenate

The act of ejaculating on ones face; Ejaculating during the act of masturbation
Guy: Dude Laquiesha wanted me to semenate on her face.
Friend: Awesome!

Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.
by Hugh Jassdick May 15, 2016
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seament

When a male ejaculates onto a surface, and the ejaculant fluids harden, much like cement.
Bro, I need some seament to seal my hole
by Faggatoni March 6, 2017
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Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.
Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.
by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008
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Seamenstache

Seamen in between the upper lip and nose on someones face, where the mustache is.
Ew dude, that guy's totally rockin a seamenstache!
by grandpa raper March 6, 2011
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