Scrumptious Balls

An amazing gift that Balecs give you on sight. They will fly you to the moon and back. They taste great just like saltines.

Those scrumptious balls made me go up up and away

by balec2 December 22, 2021

Well butter my crumpets

An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.

Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."

by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020

butt crumpets

British form of dingleberries

Paul hadn't taken a shower in a while, and he had gross butt crumpets.

by jam13 September 14, 2006

Scrumplet

A small, yet attractive, person.

1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”

by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010

scrumptious

When something is beyond delicious.

" thats some scrumptious ass cake!"

by Hopelicious October 28, 2013

Crumpets with the Queen

The act of engaging in anal sex while there is a Corgi watching.

When the dog walked into the room, gay sex turned into crumpets with the queen.

by Aschnied August 22, 2012

French Crumpets

Thinly sliced baguette, often served in France as an alternative to crumpets.

Alan:What the f*** are these?

Marine: Zey are French Crumpets...

Alan:No they're not, they're thin slices of Baguette. This is the shittest teat and crumpets I've ever had.

by Kent from leeds February 12, 2009