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scroggles

Scrotum goggles; to stretch one's scrotum out with both hands and pull down over the eyes of an unsuspecting victim who is sleeping and wake them up and force them to take a bewildered view through your veil of veins.
Jones fell asleep at the party and since the heat and humidity where just right we decided to dress him with scroggles. It was awesome!
by Blessure grave November 22, 2010
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Scrouge Balls

When your testicles are in a state of severe hibernation. Your sack is scrunched up as tight as it will go, often seen during colder weather or after having taken a swim. The exact opposite of this would be Pirate Balls.
It was five below zero out, and my Scrouge Balls were starting to ache.

She stared at me with a look so cold that my pirate balls quickly turned Scrouge Balls.
by Pickett Smith July 18, 2009
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Bob-scroodles or bobby-scroodle

Brian: "i just got some bobby-scroodles a minute ago!"
Jess: "I knew you were gay!"
Brian: "You wasn't saying that a minute ago, though."
Jess: "True."
by Glammerz September 3, 2005
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mongolian scrouge

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit
Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI
by Mongolian Scrouge October 2, 2017
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Scroogled

When one is falsely convinced by Microsoft's e-mail, Outlook, that Gmail is hazardous and invasive of their privacy, even though they aren't.
Joe: Dude! I heard that Gmail reads everything you write! I don't feel secure using Gmail anymore.
Bob: Nobody at Google reads your emails. Microsoft is just stirring up trouble.
Joe: Oh.
Bob: You just got Scroogled.
by Almighty Ugly Green One February 28, 2013
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scruples

Scruples is the small amount of weed left over after you clean it and pack a bowl, or roll a joint.
If you need to get high, there's some scruples on the table.

I'm dry, lets go look for scruples
by Drew the Overlord December 9, 2004
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Scruples

A new STD that can be caught by simply looking at the feet of an infected person. This strand is five times deadlier than all the STDs combine.
He's got Scruples? Good god, run away kids!
by Jato Unleashed October 5, 2009
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