scroned

Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.

I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.

by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003

scrofie

When someone takes a selfie of their balls on sometimre else's camera, phone, or computer....

Just found my phone and was going through my photos when I found someone's scrofie, wtf man

by daemon d August 27, 2014

scronce

Legit Luke williamson

the biggest scronce in the world

by miabates May 10, 2018

scrone

a bitch that would do anything for you, and dont even need to do anything for her.

damn that scrone straight wiped my ass when i asked her to

by sweathis August 2, 2004

Touch Scrone

A more scientific and educated way of saying "touch screen phone".

Fatkid: check out my new Touch scrone
Travis-klick: did you really just say touch scrone?!?!
Fatkid: dont make fun of my intelligence..

by Skalpel-Axen9ne January 3, 2010

SCRONIC

a slang term for one who uses the wrong word to describe something

an example of a scronic:

the air commissioning is not working in here. it is too hot.

by Jessicalynee September 7, 2007

Sconie-muddin'

Driving your pick up truck into a ditch, or large field of mud, after consuming mass quantities of alcohol. Behavior is typically exhibited by Wisconsinites after a daily binge of cheese, beer and brandy old fashioneds.

"Gimme 20 beers, a wheel of cheese and a dozen ol' fashionds, I'm goin' Sconie-muddin' tonight."

by howboutthempackerseh February 23, 2011