Scobol

A shortened form of Scholastic Bowl, played in Illinois.

Scobol is the coolest activity on the planet.

by Trevv September 23, 2005

Scobberlotcher

A person who doesn't leave their house. Usually very lazy, and goes by the name of Nick.

It's summertime and that old scobberlotcher still doesn't come outside!

by Bauvdel1 June 8, 2015

scobes

shittiest friend in the world. will do anything it takes to maintain a constantly decaying self-image, yet has very little self-respect.

Who is that passed out in vomit in your doorway?
it's just scobes. he shat himself too. he might be dead.

by ssssssssss1a1 September 9, 2010

Scobakiin

You should have acted, they're already here.
The Faze Clan Scrolls told of their return.

Their defeat, was merely to smoke weed everyday.
From the time the Doritos bag opened.
When the sons of Optic spilled their own blood.
But no one wanted to believe.
Believe they would exist.
And when the truth, finally dawned.
It dawned in quickscopes!
But.
There is one they fear,
In their toungue, he is Scobakiin.
SCRUB LORD!
You fucking w0t, m8?

Beautiful music ensues

The Scobakiin totally rekt the entire Faze Clan, good for him, m8.

by NextDoorDarkrai July 2, 2015

Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.

Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.

by General Macavelli July 9, 2018

Scobbishing

To b unnecessarily hesitant or reluctant to do something beneficial for one self or another. Or to make flimsy excuses for something.

Stop scobbishing around n get to work.
Stop scobbishing and give me ur number

by King_Joey August 4, 2018

scobi-sexual

When a person is sexually atracted to Scobi. Scobi can be atracted to himself too.

Person1: Look at Scobi, he is so sexy!
Person2: You are definetly scobi-sexual!

by yeet6699553 November 25, 2021