You should have acted, they're already here.
The Faze Clan Scrolls told of their return.

Their defeat, was merely to smoke weed everyday.
From the time the Doritos bag opened.
When the sons of Optic spilled their own blood.
But no one wanted to believe.
Believe they would exist.
And when the truth, finally dawned.
It dawned in quickscopes!
But.
There is one they fear,
In their toungue, he is Scobakiin.
SCRUB LORD!
You fucking w0t, m8?

Beautiful music ensues

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods